All,
I am trying to name my scabbard style holster and have started a
contest to name it. This naming contest will also hit the API/Cainlist,
THR/TFL and others feel free to cross post.
Prizes for the name of the holster, runner up and (the key one for
you Jokers) the FUNNIEST name! (Bring it on)
Andy
Update Monday Evening 9PM
Normal Names:
"Life Pouch"
Side Saddle
The Gat Scab
Personal Protection Holster - PPH
I've Got the Power Holster
Better to Protect Myself
Andy's Custom Combat Side Fire
TLOS Tight Light and Outta site
C-oncealment
A-mbidextrous
M-an
M-ade
O- utfit
I'm thinking that "Ralph" is a nice name.OK, seriously now. Since
they look like they hold pretty tight into the body, how about "The
Hugger"?
“The Snuggler”
ShottistSmoothScabbard /Triple S Model ...
1911 Glove or 1911 Hiphugger
Hold fast/holdfast
Sheepleguard
holster
The Classic Awesome Scabbard.
Coyote
Truenos Escondidos (Spanish for "Hidden Thunder")
Flap Jack
S.A.S. (Speed Auto Scabbard)
Deckel-Blitz (German for "Covered Lightning")
C.Y.A. ("Cover Your Artillery")... OK we're going downhill now ;-)
Yankee Glove (after Jeff's nickname for the 1911; "Yankee Fist").
The "TR" after our favorite president.
"AL-1" to be followed by AL-2, AL-3, etc.
Funny:
The Winner so far:
New from Langlois leather! Andy's newest offering in leather goods.
We are
proud to introduce the Basic American Design for Autoloading Single
Stacks.
Also known as the BADASS. The BADASS is available in a variety of
finishes.
Made from the finest leather Andy is able to capture from one of his
New
Hamster neighbors cow pastures. OOPS I meant New Hampshire. We
guarantee
that no Indonesian children were used to sew these things together!
(UHH,
you are sewing these yourself, right?) Good old fashioned American
leather!
Made by your favorite sheep chasing,sanity challenged free range
Andy.
This product is not available in MA,CA,NJ,DC or any other place
where its
populace is frightened to death of a firearm,knife,slingshot,cap
gun,water
pistol or pictures drawn in crayon by kindergardeners of anything
remotely
scary. Check with local laws before ordering. You may wish to
consult with
neighbors prior to wearing your BADASS while mowing your
lawn,shoveling
snow,gardening or getting your mail as not to offend the delicate
infrastructure of the peace loving,granola eating,kumbaya
singing,violence
free society you are currently living in.
Side effects may include a feeling of security, unharmed family and
friends,
living to retirement age, lack of violent attacks and occasional
feelings of
Dirty Harryishness. If erection lasts for more than four hours this
is
perfectly normal and there is no need to see a doctor. Simply stand
in front
of the nearest mirror and practice the four count presentation. Your
results
may vary. If you place your 1911 in the BADASS and you do not
experience any
feelings consult a physician immediately as you have probably lost a
testicle or you are in a coma.
The other Funny Ones:
[Insert favorite brand: Trojan, Lifestyles, etc.] Gun-dom
For Glocks and Sigmas: "Protecto-Crap Holster"
The "Bo-Peep"
"Winged Holster of Love"
"High & Tight" (like your haircut) or "HT-1"
"Gun Lover"
"Rough & Ready" (back to that condom theme)
Commander Condom
Blaster Bucket
Pistol Pocket
Sig Sock
"Ol' Slabsides' Slipper"
"leather heaven fer yer 1911"
"Sheather fer yer .45 Reaper"
Gundom (Protection for your ‘protection’)
Gungina (Wow that’s tight!)
Slick Willie (smooth is fast)
” HOT POCKET!”
LAP-V: Leather Auto-Pistol Vagina
The model with the ears just has to be named "Fluffykins"! You
could put a bit of fur around the edges (pink, of course)
